EZPass Songs

It’s in the genes, apparently. Completely independently (or so they claim) Denis and his sisters have come up with EZPass songs. Ours is pretty lame:

EZPass, da da da da da da da, EZPass
(like “Guys and Dolls”)

Mary and Lou came up with:

I love EZPass
You love EZPass
If you don’t have EZPass
You’re just lame

(sung to the South Park Cheezy-Poofs song)

Jeannie and John have the cleverest one, that Lizzy (who’s 2-and-a-half) even sings:

Do we have our EZPass?
Yes, we have our EZPass
Will it make us really fast?
Yes it makes us really fast
EZPass, really fast, loaf of bread, Wakko’s head
Oh, oh oh….

(sung to the tune of some Animaniac’s song that I can’t remember the name of)

Does anyone else have EZPass songs, or did I just marry into a very strange family? :)

2 thoughts on “EZPass Songs

  • June 4, 2002 at 10:54 am
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    actually, the animaniacs song is to the tune of “alouette”, a traditional french song about plucking a goose. ;) however, the song that you’re thinking of is called “scnitzelbank”, sung with the german scientist and german lyrics.

  • June 5, 2002 at 1:41 pm
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    This is pretty funny. Kinda like in the movie “My Fellow Americans” where Jack Lemmon and James Garner divulge the little song they each made up to go with “Hail to the Chief”…like “Hail to the chief, I’m the chief and I need hailing”

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