When Good Dogs Go Bad

Warning: the pictures that follow may be too graphic for those with sensitive natures to handle.

What started out as a peaceful day quickly turned into mayhem and destruction, leaving one skein dead and another wounded Saturday afternoon. The victim, identified only as “Classic Elite Miracle”, was innocently napping in the shade of a knitting bag, unaware of the tragedy that was about to occur.

The suspect, known on the street as “Destructo-Boy”, was taken in for questioning immediately following the discovery of the remains. Investigators believe they may have conclusive evidence of his guilt in this matter, and will be deciding on punishment shortly.

Relatives of the victim were mourning the loss late Saturday. “Who knew what might have become of her had she lived? She hadn’t even been swatched yet.” were the words of one close friend who was also in the knitting bag that fateful afternoon. The wounded – a swatch of Berroco – was treated and released, and declined comment. Members of Berroco’s family were outraged at the incident, and expressed a hesitation to ever visit the knitting bag. “Sure, that dog may look innocent, but he’s obviously a killer. I won’t feel safe until he’s behind bars.” stated one family member, on condition of anonimity.

For now, the knitting bag will never be left unsupervised while “Destructo-Boy” is roaming free.