We’ve had several power outages this summer. I guess the local power company hasn’t upgraded their lines and service enough to accommodate the extra load from all the houses that have been built around here recently, so sometimes they have planned (!) outages and sometimes it just happens. But it always seems to happen when I’m trying to put Carrie down for a nap.
Now, you may ask why it matters whether there’s power or not when putting Carrie down for a nap. It shouldn’t. Granted, I play her lullaby CD, but I’m perfectly capable of singing her to sleep. So really, that’s the least of our worries. It’s everything else that’s the problem.
This afternoon is a pretty typical example of what happens when the power goes out:
1:27 PM – Carrie is peacefully nursing to the sounds of a celtic lullaby.
1:27:30 PM – The power goes down, comes up, goes down, comes up, goes down and stays down, all in a matter of seconds.
1:27:36 PM – Molly flips out because the house fan is no longer running; the UPS in the office starts beeping.
1:27:38 PM – Molly (and Murphy, who’s just nosy) barges into Carrie’s room. Carrie is now fully awake and giggling at the dogs.
1:27:39 PM – Molly tries to climb into the rocking chair with me. Nutty dog.
— at this point, I lose track of time because the clock radio is not functioning. —
10 minutes later – The windows in Carrie’s room are now open to the world, as the A/C is not running. The dogs have been kicked out. I am again nursing Carrie and singing lullabies. She’s started in on those long blinks that precede peaceful slumber.
30 seconds later – The idiot down the street (IDTS) on his mini dirt bike (has anyone told him how ridiculous he looks on that thing?!?) buzzes by like a gigantic wasp, blowing his air horn. Carrie sits up, once again fully awake.
5 minutes later – Carrie is almost asleep. The IDTS has apparently gone around the block, and again buzzes by. So much for those tired closing eyes.
5 minutes later – Oh. My. God. Someone needs to do something about the IDTS or I’m going to find a slingshot or something. Carrie is now completely awake and struggling to get off my lap and go play. Fine. I give up. Go play.
— An eternity passes, during which I try to keep my sanity while watching a child who should be napping because I really really really really need a break. Said child, being overtired, is in extra-cranky-danger-baby mode where she’s super clumsy and also very sensitive to the least little bump or frustration. Not a good combination. —
3:32 PM – The power is back on. The A/C is running. The windows are shut. The IDTS has apparently found something better to do. The dogs are calm. After much wailing and gnashing of gums, Carrie has ceased struggling to get out of my arms to play some more, and is finally almost asleep.
3:37 PM – I tiptoe out of her room. She’s finally napping, two hours after she really needed to.
I think I’m going to send my electric company a bill for the therapy I’m going to need soon. Oh, and for the wig I will need to cover up the bald spots from where I was pulling my hair out in frustration. Can you bill someone for mental anguish?