We were at the mall last night, and as we were driving past one of the retention ponds we saw the oddest thing. There were several geese (as usual). And in the grassy area by the geese was a young couple with their barely walking-aged twins. One was still in the stroller, and the other – I kid you not – was trying to chase the geese.
I wanted to roll down my window and ask the parents if they had ever heard of the term “goosed”, and oh, by the way, did you know that geese can (and will) bite?!? There’s a picture for the baby book, little Jimmy getting nipped in the diaper by a goose. Sigh. I really wonder about people sometimes…