We’re Back.

We drove nearly 900 miles in less than 60 hours, got lost on Long Island (or were we still in Queens?), got lost in New Jersey, picked up a dog who was so anxious at the vets that she hasn’t eaten anything in those same 60 hours and is having severe and messy digestive issues, and came home with an over-excited and over-tired toddler who fell and hit her head at least three times before bedtime.

I’m utterly, completely, mind-numblingly exhausted, and if I ever see the inside of my car again it will be too soon. Oh, and quite frankly, if I ever have to stay in New Jersey again (as nice as the hotel was when we finally found it) I will simply have to shoot myself. Seriously, people, what’s up with actually having driveways off of expressways?!? Aren’t they supposed to be limited access roads because people are driving along them at, oh, approximately 9,362 miles per hour?

(But the wedding was beautiful and it was good to see the family!)