Once again, Destructo-Boy appears to be on a rampage in this househould. His latest crime: attempting to destroy one member of a pair of footwear called “Fuzzy Feet”. “Fuzzy Feet” were innocently napping on the hearth when, unprovoked, Destructo-Boy carried one off to the couch and started to eat it.
Passers-by stepped in to rescue the injured Fuzzy Foot. At first glance, Fuzzy Foot’s injuries seemed severe. Fortunately, “Fuzzy Feet” are very resilient, and since only its cuff was damaged, Fuzzy Foot was able to be repaired. The new cuff consists of a wool/nylon/acrylic blend, which Fuzzy Foot is quite happy with. In fact, the undamaged half of “Fuzzy Feet” has volunteered to undergo a similar procedure in order to allow the pair to match once again.
The owner of “Fuzzy Feet” has decided not to press charges. She acknowledges that “Fuzzy Feet” look and feel remarkably like the plush toys that Destructo-Boy is fond of chewing, and that the hearth was most likely not the wisest place to allow “Fuzzy Feet” to nap. P.E.T.P.T. (people for the ethical treatment of plush toys) is still up in arms, however, insisting that allowing Destructo-Boy free access to plush toys can cause just this sort of unprovoked attack, and that plush toys deserve to be treated better. P.W.T.P.E.T.P.T.A.S. (people who think people for the ethical treatment of plush toys are silly) believe that it was a simple case of neglect, and that the owner of “Fuzzy Feet” should be held accountable.
Destructo-Boy refused to comment on this incident, simply falling asleep on the couch when approached.
Too funny!! Poor DB, he was just confused about the FF, they look so plush and chewable! I often find myself ready to gnaw on them!! Mine are Granny Smith Apple Green, so you can imagine how good they would taste.
You are cracking me up! Oh and I think Fuzzy Feet look even better than before! I love the frilly cuffs.
I like the cuffs, too! Fuzzy feet are even cuter with them!
i am totally cracking up as well, over here at PWCUAFAMUBOGP (people who crack up at funny acronyms made up by other goofy people)!!! :)
Update: Fuzzy Foot #2 now has a frilly cuff too. :)
Thanks for all your comments. It makes it easier to keep the situation humorous than to get upset over a chewed cuff. Or TiVo remote. Or whatever. Dogs are fun. ;)
Too funny!