Of Hyperbole and Imaginary Friends

Carolyn seems to have mastered the art of hyperbole: “Mommy, you’re the best mommy in the whole entire universe!” is a common one.  As is “Anna, you’re the best little sister ever!”  I’m just waiting until she learns that they can be used negatively, too.

And yesterday in the car I brought up Mimi.  Mimi first appeared almost four years ago, and has been a significant part of Carolyn’s world since.  We haven’t heard about Mimi in a while, so I just casually asked Carolyn what Mimi was up to these days.

Well.  The conversation went like this:

C: “Mommy, Mimi has a boyfriend!”
Me: “Really?  A boyfriend?  Um…so how old is Mimi now?”
C: “Oh, just a little older than me.  10.  Or maybe 11.”
Me: “10…or 11?  And she has a boyfriend now?”
C: “Yeah, that’s just a little older than me.  Because, 6 is almost 10!”

Honestly, this conversation rattled me more than I’d like to admit.  First that 6 really is almost 10 (because the years have flown by fast enough to this point that the next thing I know she really will be 10) and second that 10…or maybe 11…is old enough to have a boyfriend.  Not to mention that my 6 year old is even aware of the concept of “boyfriend”.

To borrow a page from Carolyn, that was the most frightening conversation ever!